Its November!

Which means Thanksgiving, Christmas Shopping, Leaves, Decorations, gifts, Diets, Hot Chocolate, tartans, turkies and the VICTORIA'S SECRET fashionshow! Excited? SO ARE WE!

Lily Allen VS.____fill in the blank_____

Lily Allen is taking punches to Victoria B. Lily Ass Allen, is upset that Posh apparently doesn't do anything. Which makes us wonder: What does Lily do? Victoria B. understand the concept of branding and imagery. Lily Allen understands the power of Uggs. While I can sometimes hear a L.A. song I like, I'd much more prefer to hear the new Spice Girls single, where Posh wriggles in naughty Lingerie or an Ugly Betty ep where Posh pokes fun at her love of her heeled shoes. But don't take my word for it. Read for yourself what Lily had to say:

It does make me laugh to see pictures of Victoria Beckham on the front of a magazine. I think, ‘You are not promoting anything, you don’t need the money, so all it’s about is being famous.’ And I can never imagine my life being about being famous. I make music, that’s what I am here for. I would never go out and court publicity. I am in such a good place, it wouldn’t occur to me. As I am happier, I can’t bring myself to bitch. I find myself jumping to people’s defense. I saw Paris Hilton on the David Letterman show and I was like, ‘Why is he so horrible to her’.

So, Lily, you'd never court publicity? Come a lil closer. *Whispers* "That's why you don't have a career in these the United States, sugar bunny." Lily has been in headlines for attacking just about everyone more famous than she is.

J.T. really let LC down!

LC in a new story for US weekly, is alledging that JT let her down at the VMA's. Whitney and Lauren presented him one of the random awards he won this past year in Vegas at The Palms Resort.

"I have always loved him, and he was a disappointment at the VMAs. ['Hills' co-star] Whitney [Port] and I presented him with an award. We were so excited, and he wouldn't even take the award from us. Then he went up to the microphone and insulted reality television on MTV. We were standing up there smiling, and I felt so stupid."

Don't worry Lauren. JT's probably too stuck up his own ass, Excuse me, I mean Jessica Biel, to even notice he insulted anyone. At least he didn't spit on you.

Drew goes nude, with a tan!

Drew Barrymore is indeed the girl for Gucci! As we reported a looong time ago, the lovely siren can now be picked up and seen in all of your favorite fashion mags. The lovely girl is appearing with just her new signature tan and the Gucci Bling. We just love Drew. She's an icon of class, sass and fun. But in these new ads, she'd give Marilyn Monroe a run for her money!

Audrina Talks Makeup!

Audrina, the lovely new best friend of Lauren 'LC,' Conrad, sat down with TalkingMakeup blog to discuss makeup. During the interview, Audrina revealed lots of interesting information about her makeup habits. A few highlights: My signature fragrance is…. Pure Poison by Dior. The one beauty product you will always find in my purse is… My Dior eyeliner!

My number one beauty secret is… Wash your face every night, and moisturize your entire body!

See more of the exclusive over at Talking Makeup.

Britney's newness!

Our favorite singing tart, Britney Spears, has a lot of new stuff going on in her life. Losing custody, new adjustments, New album, and new website!

We have confirmed that the new title for Brit's CD will not be called 'Piece of Me', but instead will be called 'Blackout.'

Check out her new revamped website by clicking the image below from This is Music Blog.

New Gossip!

Golden Link time! The people we're reading about:

• Check out Jessica Simpson's legs over at Hollywoodtuna.
• John Mayer's long lost twin over at Popsugar.
• Cameron Diaz does handstands at CPWN.
• Ashlee's new bag at Pursepage.

Rupert Friend is the best male thinspo ever!

And of course, we say it sarcastically. In fact, the kid looks better with meat on rather than off. What is it with Rupey losing so much weight since his relationship with fellow Pride and Prejudice star, Keira Knightley? Could it be love? A fragile attempt not to crush her weak frame during blazen lovemaking sessions? A new diet? His new role as Queen Victoria's Consort Albert in the new biopic of the couple?

I guess we'll never know. But I can say, the secret is probably in these bags. And it's probably as simple as Vaseline and Metamucil.


Image credits go to popsugar. Click here to read more greatness from the best minds of blogging.

Why do we care? Because we get bored at work too.

In other slightly interesting news:

• Paris Hilton lost her Virginity at 15. Which is earlier than previously thought.

• Kanye West has a very cool new video out. Which is more than we can say for Britney Spears. Who happens to be at number 1 on the charts for her single, ''Gimme More."

• Meanwhile, we know you want it. You want to Spot Celebrities in Hollywood.

• Emily Blunt is keeping the anorexics energized in LA on the cover of LA mag.

Audrina Partridge is hot!

In exclusive new photos for Maxim magazine, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge sex it up in their skivvies!
The new issue hits newstands this week. Below is a sneak peek at the hotness from the Hill's hotties. Sorry for the issues with the exclusive pics earlier.

Lauren Conrad can't snort cocaine.

Our lovely LC can't get the whole snort function figured out. Which, btw, is a good thing for sure. In a recent article she said this about Hollywood's obsession with slim-quick drug of choice, Cocaine:

I love it here (in Los Angeles), but almost everybody does cocaine. I’ve never even seen cocaine. I can’t even use nasal spray.

Right on LC! I'm sure theres none of it at Les Deux. And none at Area. Or LAX. I'm sure you've never seen Cocaine in your life. *Breaking news! LC is apparently blind!* Lc, baby we love you. But the goody too shoes thing is going a lil far with this statement. It makes you seem like you're a lil less MTV and a lil more Disney Channel. Maybe you and Hannah Montana can do a holiday special or something.

Hangover relief: Abercrombie Ads

For our little friends who need relief from their rough Friday night before most college here in The South gets under way, I present the new faces vid and some photos from the new campaign for fall.
(Courtesy of A&F)

New Skin Care Line For the fellas.

CharmFlakes loves a well-groomed man, and with the sexy new line called Reversa, your man, boyfriend, or yourself, can enjoy skincare made just for the male face. The Philosophy is simple, simple skincare for discriminating taste.
Below is the commercial for the line, that hints at a steamy session in the kitchen away from the heat wave and humidity. It's flirty, like any good southerner should be. You'll love the line!

For more, click here from Beautiful Blog.

Zac Efron Sexes it up.

Zac Efron is sexing up his image by flirting with the cameras over at rolling stone. This boy knows how to work it, taking the camera and making it pool into his hands.
He's also enjoying a huge boost in his fame arena, and will be starring in the upcoming remake of Footloose. Thus, you can feast your eyes on this gorgeous hunk of man any time you want in your local tabloids.

Here's how to avoid looking like an idiot and avoiding the Tiger Beat section of your local news stand:

Step 1: Head to the trashy tabloids, honey.

Step 2. Grab the latest issue of Us Weekly with "My Wild Night With Brit" on

the cover.

Step 3. Towards the middle is the man candy.

Step 4. Relax knowing you've got a pullout poster of quality man material, and whether you're 18 or a 45 year old, you can now proceed to step 5.

Step 5. Fantasize knowing that noone knows your lusting habits for a disney channel heartthrob, because Britney's babies are on the cover. Which makes it seem like you care about kids in the first place.

What have we learned here? How gay men stay in the closet.

Keep that foundation on your face girl!

In the South, keeping your foundation on is a hazardous and difficult job. But how is it most Southern women get it right? The ones we always see at our al dente soirrees with their foundation pooled in their cleavage all speak with an accent that harkens to a place farther north than the mason-dixon line. We've all been to that party, that barbeque, that lunch, where the makeup rolls off just as you roll up...Read More Here.

Beauty Tip Weekend!

This weekend is all about Beauty here at CharmFlakes. We're bringing the best of the best and providing you with where and how to wear them. It's amazing how many people don't know how to apply makeup, so we'll be looking at some new techniques and tricks that will show you how to look glamorous for all those steamy southern nights as this heat wave makes us swelter. We'll also show you how sultry Southerners like Eva Longoria, Reese Witherspoon, and Ashley Judd keep their cool and keep us in heat.

Gigli: Take 2.

Jennifer Lopez will be due a breakup before her latest film, El Cantante, translated, 'The Singer,' hits video stores. Her husband, Marc Anthony, plays her husband, Marc Anthony. Sound familiar? Of course. Recall failed boxoffice scum Gigli, which starred her then-fiance, Ben Afflek. Interestingly enough, J.Lo. must sense the impending doom, sparking her to defend the film amongst critics.

" I don’t know what movie they want to see, because this is the truth.”

Fans and critics alike are blasting the film, and even people who knew the main character in life are getting in on the action. According to MSNBC even Lavoe’s former bandleader, partner and producer Willie Colon, who also served as a consultant on the film headed online to express his disappointment.

“The creators of ‘El Cantante’ missed an opportunity to do something of relevance for our community,” Colón wrote in a Yahoo.com forum. “The real story was about Hector fighting the obstacles of a nonsupportive industry that took advantage of entertainers with his charisma and talent. Instead they did another movie about two Puerto Rican junkies… It’s difficult to comprehend how two individuals who are in the music business like Marc and Jennifer are not aware of the damage and the consequences of promoting only the negative side of our Latin music culture.”

The Charmflakes analysis? Why only blast a film like El Cantante? After all, droves of people turned out for the Transformers film, starring Shia Leboeuf. If that film doesn't cause humanity to question where we're going entertainment wise, then why fight a biopic as unrelated to the sequence of human events as El Cantante.

Courtney Love Accepts Apology

Lily Allen, that precocious girl-rocker from England, made disparaging remarks about Love on her myspace about a week ago. She said on her blog about Love:

"I am not bfs (best friends with) C (Courtney) Love, one night with her made me realise why Kurt (Cobain) killed himself. I nearly checked into rehab."

Allen, who in her apology claimed that hackers had hacked her myspace, says she feels sorry for the entire situation. Love wouldn't go out of the game crying silently. Here's her rebuttal blog:

"Thanks to Lily Allen for her lovely apologising for having had her MySpace broken into. "I wouldn't pick on me if I was Miss Lily, as it wouldn't take too much to swat, but we've known each other far too long, like each other far too much and if she was gonna say something nasty she has the acerbic wit and intelligence to say something cutting, that would actually really hurt, not some cliched hoary old chestnut some obsessed blogger would say. "She tells me her MySpace was broken into - even if I really think she did blog it mindlessly some 8am after being up far too long for a young healthy woman I don't care and I appreciate and accept her thoughtfulness for apologising for what was printed, if she is telling the truth and it really doesn't much matter - everyone slams everyone early in their careers, I mean how much more boring can you get? Does anyone care?"

Well said Courtney. We always knew we didnt.

Posh makes a splash on viral video...

Victoria Beckham left a bad taste in Critics mouthes on Monday when she debuted her new show, Posh Comes To America, on NBC. But that darn Posh won't give up! She's only been here two months and she's making her comeback already! On Viral Video. She's a star on Youtube, The American video sharing site that has recently surpassed web giant Google as the highest visited web service. Posh's new show has clps on the site, which feature her out of the ordinary life and incredible style. We decided to share a clip we found. See for yourself if Posh is the diva the Brits believe her to be...

Fergie gets embarassed by her mom...

Fergie was in the middle of an interview with KissFM dj Ryan Seacrest when he suprised her with a suprise guest, her mom! Her mom began to immediatly ask and confront Fergie with questions about the stripper pole which Josh Duhamel had told a magazine the couple had installed in their new Hollywood Hills home. Josh had previously stated,

"Fergie is taking lessons, but she won't get on it until she knows what she's doing, because she doesn't want to look stupid."

Fergie, clearly embarassed, didn't let the suprise ruin her sense of humor. She replied by saying that she's in Europe on tour, and that she wouldn't know for sure if there was a stripper pole installed until she gets home, adding,

"I guess we'll know in a few days."