Lily Allen VS.____fill in the blank_____

Lily Allen is taking punches to Victoria B. Lily Ass Allen, is upset that Posh apparently doesn't do anything. Which makes us wonder: What does Lily do? Victoria B. understand the concept of branding and imagery. Lily Allen understands the power of Uggs. While I can sometimes hear a L.A. song I like, I'd much more prefer to hear the new Spice Girls single, where Posh wriggles in naughty Lingerie or an Ugly Betty ep where Posh pokes fun at her love of her heeled shoes. But don't take my word for it. Read for yourself what Lily had to say:

It does make me laugh to see pictures of Victoria Beckham on the front of a magazine. I think, ‘You are not promoting anything, you don’t need the money, so all it’s about is being famous.’ And I can never imagine my life being about being famous. I make music, that’s what I am here for. I would never go out and court publicity. I am in such a good place, it wouldn’t occur to me. As I am happier, I can’t bring myself to bitch. I find myself jumping to people’s defense. I saw Paris Hilton on the David Letterman show and I was like, ‘Why is he so horrible to her’.

So, Lily, you'd never court publicity? Come a lil closer. *Whispers* "That's why you don't have a career in these the United States, sugar bunny." Lily has been in headlines for attacking just about everyone more famous than she is.

Posh makes a splash on viral video...

Victoria Beckham left a bad taste in Critics mouthes on Monday when she debuted her new show, Posh Comes To America, on NBC. But that darn Posh won't give up! She's only been here two months and she's making her comeback already! On Viral Video. She's a star on Youtube, The American video sharing site that has recently surpassed web giant Google as the highest visited web service. Posh's new show has clps on the site, which feature her out of the ordinary life and incredible style. We decided to share a clip we found. See for yourself if Posh is the diva the Brits believe her to be...

J.Lo and Posh still feel ugly inside

Apparently, Victoria Beckham is so rich, she even gets publicity for free. No, honey, I'm not joking. And you won't believe who's talking now. My minions have confirmed over at Glamour magazine that Jennifer Lopez is indeed speaking for both herself and Posh, stating in a recent interview with afore mentioned magazine.

I was just talking about this with Victoria Beckham. Victoria said: ‘People would never guess you’re insecure. Are you? Because I know I am’. It was like she had to hear it from me. And I said: ‘Yeah, of course I am’. She said: ‘But you seem so confident’ and I said: ‘Because I am confident. It doesn’t mean I don’t have my moments. But you have to remember the value of your individuality - that you have something special and different to offer that nobody else can’. Victoria said: ‘Oh. I love hearing this. What you’re saying is so great!’.

Awww. I'm so glad that even celebrities can sound cheesy with empowerment talks. But the truth is, we all feel un-sexy sometimes. That's when, as every Southern Beau and Belle knows, you gotta throw on the sexy jeans and blow dry the hair bigger baby. When you don't feel like it, you fake it til you make it, sugar.