John Mayer's Gym Body is Gone With The Wind...

John Mayer, who recently came back into the spotlight after a self-imposed absence after his breakup with Jennifer Aniston, is looking a little, well, less oversize. Mayer, who was hitting the gym hard prior to and during the relationship with the b-list Aniston, has recently traded his workout sweats for his go-out sweats, ending his tour with a bang and an unknown blonde waitress. John may be upset over Jessica Simpson's recent communication cutoff from Mayer and her other famous ex, Nick Lachey. Jessica revealed to People Magazine,

"I don't want anybody that's been in my life (before) in my life anymore, and I don't want them to have any way of contacting me. ... I'm not just dating for fun. I want kids someday. I want a family."

Ouch! Burn John, burn. Which brings us to why John Mayer's figure is headed to the dogs: Ever notice that Aniston's castoffs always end up turning into oversize, slouchy bums, like Vince Vaughn? (See Exhibit A). Yeah, Mayer's headed there too. We just know it. Exhibit A.

Jessica Simpson, Loretta Lynn to bring down the house...

Jessica Simpson and Loretta Lynn will be appearing on stage together in Nashville on September 6 at the Grand Ole' Opry. Jess, who is releasing her new, much hyped country cd, "Do You Know", is rumored to be completely happy that ex John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are no longer an item. We can't keep up, so we're not sure if she's still dating Tony Romo this week or not, but our prediction is that Jess and John will reconcile! We just want these two to be together! More HERE.

New Gossip!

Golden Link time! The people we're reading about:

• Check out Jessica Simpson's legs over at Hollywoodtuna.
• John Mayer's long lost twin over at Popsugar.
• Cameron Diaz does handstands at CPWN.
• Ashlee's new bag at Pursepage.

Simpson and Gyllenhaal?

Jessica Simpson and Jake Gyllenhaal apparently have crushes on each other. Jessica visited Jake at the Beverly Wilshire hotel in Beverly Hills on June 20, where he was staying after some friends hooked them up. Following a nice get-together, they texted back and forth for three hours while Jess hung out at Chateau Marmont. Jess has recently been in the spotlight after a split from John Mayer, her first longterm relationship since her divorce last year. Jake's getting over a breakup too, he just cut things off with Reese Witherspoon three weeks ago after deciding he couldn't deal with the pressures of her complicated ties with her baby's daddy, Ryan Phillipe. So maybe Jess and Jake can help each other mend their broken hearts.