Thursday, September 4, 2008

John Mayer's Gym Body is Gone With The Wind...

John Mayer, who recently came back into the spotlight after a self-imposed absence after his breakup with Jennifer Aniston, is looking a little, well, less oversize. Mayer, who was hitting the gym hard prior to and during the relationship with the b-list Aniston, has recently traded his workout sweats for his go-out sweats, ending his tour with a bang and an unknown blonde waitress. John may be upset over Jessica Simpson's recent communication cutoff from Mayer and her other famous ex, Nick Lachey. Jessica revealed to People Magazine,
"I don't want anybody that's been in my life (before) in my life anymore, and I don't want them to have any way of contacting me. ... I'm not just dating for fun. I want kids someday. I want a family."
Ouch! Burn John, burn. Which brings us to why John Mayer's figure is headed to the dogs: Ever notice that Aniston's castoffs always end up turning into oversize, slouchy bums, like Vince Vaughn? (See Exhibit A). Yeah, Mayer's headed there too. We just know it.
Exhibit A.

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