Michael Phelps Gay Rumors Won't Go Away!

Michael Phelps, America's golden son, might be gay. Seriously. Rumor has it that his ''girlfriend'', Amanda Beard, who revealed that she never dated Phelps, may have been a tool in the Public Relations game to keep Michael in the closet to the American Public. Michael, who denies such reports, has also played coy with the media, choosing to basically state that ''A man's private life is his private life.'' All of this is alleged of course, and we don't mind if Phelps is gay at all! In fact, we know if for some reason he ends up inside a State Prison in California, he can now marry his cellmate!