Zac Efron is sexing up his image by flirting with the cameras over at rolling stone. This boy knows how to work it, taking the camera and making it pool into his hands.
He's also enjoying a huge boost in his fame arena, and will be starring in the upcoming remake of Footloose. Thus, you can feast your eyes on this gorgeous hunk of man any time you want in your local tabloids.
Here's how to avoid looking like an idiot and avoiding the Tiger Beat section of your local news stand:
Step 1: Head to the trashy tabloids, honey.
Step 2. Grab the latest issue of Us Weekly with "My Wild Night With Brit" on
the cover.
Step 3. Towards the middle is the man candy.
Step 4. Relax knowing you've got a pullout poster of quality man material, and whether you're 18 or a 45 year old, you can now proceed to step 5.
Step 5. Fantasize knowing that noone knows your lusting habits for a disney channel heartthrob, because Britney's babies are on the cover. Which makes it seem like you care about kids in the first place.
What have we learned here? How gay men stay in the closet.
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