Lauren Conrad can't snort cocaine.

Our lovely LC can't get the whole snort function figured out. Which, btw, is a good thing for sure. In a recent article she said this about Hollywood's obsession with slim-quick drug of choice, Cocaine:

I love it here (in Los Angeles), but almost everybody does cocaine. I’ve never even seen cocaine. I can’t even use nasal spray.

Right on LC! I'm sure theres none of it at Les Deux. And none at Area. Or LAX. I'm sure you've never seen Cocaine in your life. *Breaking news! LC is apparently blind!* Lc, baby we love you. But the goody too shoes thing is going a lil far with this statement. It makes you seem like you're a lil less MTV and a lil more Disney Channel. Maybe you and Hannah Montana can do a holiday special or something.