Its November!

Which means Thanksgiving, Christmas Shopping, Leaves, Decorations, gifts, Diets, Hot Chocolate, tartans, turkies and the VICTORIA'S SECRET fashionshow! Excited? SO ARE WE!

Lily Allen VS.____fill in the blank_____

Lily Allen is taking punches to Victoria B. Lily Ass Allen, is upset that Posh apparently doesn't do anything. Which makes us wonder: What does Lily do? Victoria B. understand the concept of branding and imagery. Lily Allen understands the power of Uggs. While I can sometimes hear a L.A. song I like, I'd much more prefer to hear the new Spice Girls single, where Posh wriggles in naughty Lingerie or an Ugly Betty ep where Posh pokes fun at her love of her heeled shoes. But don't take my word for it. Read for yourself what Lily had to say:

It does make me laugh to see pictures of Victoria Beckham on the front of a magazine. I think, ‘You are not promoting anything, you don’t need the money, so all it’s about is being famous.’ And I can never imagine my life being about being famous. I make music, that’s what I am here for. I would never go out and court publicity. I am in such a good place, it wouldn’t occur to me. As I am happier, I can’t bring myself to bitch. I find myself jumping to people’s defense. I saw Paris Hilton on the David Letterman show and I was like, ‘Why is he so horrible to her’.

So, Lily, you'd never court publicity? Come a lil closer. *Whispers* "That's why you don't have a career in these the United States, sugar bunny." Lily has been in headlines for attacking just about everyone more famous than she is.

J.T. really let LC down!

LC in a new story for US weekly, is alledging that JT let her down at the VMA's. Whitney and Lauren presented him one of the random awards he won this past year in Vegas at The Palms Resort.

"I have always loved him, and he was a disappointment at the VMAs. ['Hills' co-star] Whitney [Port] and I presented him with an award. We were so excited, and he wouldn't even take the award from us. Then he went up to the microphone and insulted reality television on MTV. We were standing up there smiling, and I felt so stupid."

Don't worry Lauren. JT's probably too stuck up his own ass, Excuse me, I mean Jessica Biel, to even notice he insulted anyone. At least he didn't spit on you.